What's the catch?
There's always a catch...
But not this time...
Except that machineguns aren't included...
But handguns, shotguns, and rifles are...
Come on in and shoot to your heart's content
Every Monday, From opening 'til closing.

It's cheaper than a round of golf...
Well, unless you make a pig of yourself...
Then it will probably be more than a round of golf...
But it will be a lot of fun...